I, YOUR_NAME, hereby declare SPECIFIC_DATE as my official "Treat Yo Self" Day.

Budget:

I solemnly swear to spend no less than $OUTRAGEOUS_AMOUNT on pure self-indulgence.

Mandatory Treats:

I shall partake in at least NUMBER of the following activities:

Judgment-Free Zone:

All NUMBER_OF_FRIENDS of my friends are required to respond "You deserve it!" to any purchase announcement.

Calories Don't Count:

On this day, all foods shall be classified as HEALTH_FOOD_1 and HEALTH_FOOD_2.

Work Excuse:

My official out-of-office reply shall read: "Currently investing in my RANDOM_BODY_PART wellness. Will return when I'm ADJECTIVE."

Dress Code:

Acceptable attire includes RIDICULOUS_OUTFIT_1 or RIDICULOUS_OUTFIT_2. Bonus points for both simultaneously.

Social Media Obligation:

I must post at least NUMBER selfies with the caption "Living my best ANIMAL life!"

End-of-Day Ritual:

This glorious day shall conclude with a LENGTH_OF_TIME bubble bath while listening to GUILTY_PLEASURE_SONG on repeat.

Next-Day Recovery:

The day after shall be spent in COMFY_CLOTHING, reminiscing about my greatness and planning next year's extravaganza.

Signed with a EXPENSIVE_PEN pen on fancy paper,

YOUR_NAME, Sultan of Self-Care

Witnessed by:

PET_NAME, loyal companion and non-judgmental confidant